Dancing with the Stars for the Wii

Okay, I bought this game for my wife for Christmas. I thought it would be something to play and hopefully unlock the possibility to shoot Joey Lawrence in the face, but that obviously does not happen, but my wife hasn't played it yet because I am hogging the damn game. As stupid as it is, it is fun to play the game when no one is looking, so don't tell anyone I like it.

party!!!!

me jamming with Cortez the killa, brah

Hellboy 2 trailer

I only like the first five minutes of the first Hellboy movie; I would be a bigger fan if it was produced as a short film and ended at the infamous group photograph.

So, hopefully the new Hellboy I can enjoy to the last slop.

check out the live trailer
Hellboy 2 Trailer

Metalocalypse season 1

Adult Swim has done it again:

Dethklok, the greatest metal band in the world, has so much power they are watched by a government of secret men. I just love how all curse words are covered with harmonic pinches.
The show is vile and heavy, and absolutely worth the purchase.

Super Mario Galaxy Review

This game is addictive within minutes, and the Japanese are getting so weird. Children and teenagers of America listen to me now: you do not need to do drugs when you have Nintendo. Super Mario Galaxy is like reading Sci-Fi Burroughs--wait isn't Burroughs sci-fi. Anyway, the latest Mario game gets me dizzy, and it makes me feel strange. I love the game, and I love the way the controls work--it's just fun. Like I said, there are moments that give you a wonderful euphoric sensation that give an interesting addition to your sore, fat arms from creative Wii controls and star chasing. The only negative comment I have is in regards to the graphics. The music is awesome as usual, but the graphics could be better; after all, we've seen what was done with Resident Evil 4 on the Gamecube, so why are Wii graphics so lame?

Wii System review

I love my Wii, and who doesn't (love their own Wii, that is). We all know what makes the Wii fun: the innovative controls, and this does make it absolutely a new experience that pulls you into the game.

Now, I do have something bad to say about Nintendo. Why did you make it unable to go beyond 480p in HD? This tells me that you were mainly concerned with capturing the children's market; well, you didn't only capture the children's interest; you captured everybody. Therefore, it's hard to enjoy the games beyond their cool controls, because let's face it, the graphics suck.